DISCLAIMER:
The title of this section may be a tad misleading. I am not a fan of Mike Lindell. Am I intrigued by how he went from being a crackhead to the most powerful pillow manufacturer in the western hemisphere? Yes, very much so. And did I take time out of my day to write this comedy sketch about him that most people won't take the time to read? Again, yes. But a fan? No, absolutely not.
